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⚠️ WELCOME TO THE CANDLE CRACKHOUSE 

Where risk gets lit and charts get smoked.

Not Financial Advice. Just Pure Addiction.

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Rugged? Good.​

Now you're learning.

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Charts are drugs.

Candles are the hit.

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Memes are alpha.

Bring yours or GTFO

💊 We're not a group. We're a symptom

  • You sold the top and still cried

  • You bought the dip and round-tripped

  • Said "fuck it" and aped in anyway

  • Charts whisper. Memes speak truth.

  • Don't ask "is it too late?" It was too late 5 minutes ago

🧨 GIVEAWAYS? YOU BET. 🧨

💥 We Don’t Just Light Candles. We Throw Gasoline.

You aped in. You posted memes. You cried through rugs.
Now it’s time to win something for once in your life.

We drop random giveaways like:

  • 💸 SOL & meme coin airdrops

  • 🐸 Sticker packs & merch that scream degen

  • 🎟️ Raffle spots for private calls

  • 🔥 Crackhouse OG badges (rare as hell)

No forms. No fluff. Just vibes and a Telegram notification when it hits.

🕯️ DEGENS WANTED

Tired of pretending you understand candles in other subs?
Join the one place where vibes > TA, flairs mean everything, and memes are currency.

This isn’t just a subreddit.
It’s a chart cult with a coping problem.

💀 Post your pain
🐸 Earn your flair
📉 Embrace the chaos

We don’t do support levels — we do emotional ones.

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